Abusing M and Ms

For those ho may not know, you can order Personalized M&Ms at My M&M's.com( www.mymms.com/ ). Usually they are meant for weddings, graduations and stuff like that, but what else can you do with them? Well been musing on more funny and inapproperate uses for these classic candies.

You have been going out with this woman for x amount of months. It's about time that you get serious, and dump her. That's right, break up M&Ms. You take her to a nice public place, start off with "Babe, (or the name of the woman), we have had great times, but... " then hand her the M&Ms. With the site you can print short messages like "breaking up with you" or "let's be friends" and other short heart breaking things. Can even add an image to the little this, depending if you can find a broken heart image or what not. Now she will more then likely be some whay miffed at this, thus insuring the break up. Also later she will more then likely be sad and will need something to fill the void. Good thing she has those break up M&Ms prodiving she does not throw them or shove them in an inapproperate place.

And why stop there? Need to let some one go? Fire them with the chocalate that melts in your mouth, not your hand! Want to come clean to your spouse about your affair, there's an M&M for that! Coming out of the closet? The folks will not be any less desappoint at reading "I'm Gay" on a tiny piece of candy! And the list goes on. Though keep in mind that tyou might be shelling out 30 to even a 100 dollars just to delever bad news, but isn't the thought that matters? and speaking of bad news, why not M&Ms for your funeral? They can't be mad at you, your dead, and might get a smile on a face, cause that's just so you.

Thanks for taking the time to read this rant, and Muffins Forever.